its-tuesday-again:

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS

(via churchsext)

hooddoggy:

i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast

(via hotboyproblems)

nice-wig-janis:

so i was ordering a top online and put “please” in the discount box and this happened
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i got $0.20c off IM CRYING

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(via phobias)

yoenisthemenace:

He was almost President.
yoenisthemenace:

He was almost President.
yoenisthemenace:

He was almost President.
yoenisthemenace:

He was almost President.
yoenisthemenace:

He was almost President.
yoenisthemenace:

He was almost President.

Dragon Age: Inquisition Delayed until 18th of November

xorestesfastingx:

chae-min:

"Help, I’ve fallen glamorously and I can’t get up ;]"

All of the other mannequins look like they’re so sick of his shit.

"God damn it, Jerry’s at it again.

(via phobias)

  • demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit
guitarbains:

yes adventure time. explain colonialism and racial imperialism to children and high niggas.
guitarbains:

yes adventure time. explain colonialism and racial imperialism to children and high niggas.
guitarbains:

yes adventure time. explain colonialism and racial imperialism to children and high niggas.
guitarbains:

yes adventure time. explain colonialism and racial imperialism to children and high niggas.
guitarbains:

yes adventure time. explain colonialism and racial imperialism to children and high niggas.
guitarbains:

yes adventure time. explain colonialism and racial imperialism to children and high niggas.

guitarbains:

yes adventure time. explain colonialism and racial imperialism to children and high niggas.

(via ruinedchildhood)

hayiey:

this child is more beautiful than any adult i’ve ever seen

(via ruinedchildhood)