chiefarnook:

beyoncespenis:

kay-vis:

troyxleonardo:

With just a chill head bop Jordin still manages to have more rhythm than the three tragedies next to her

What in the hell is Lorde doing?


OH MY GOD

Jordin looks like one of them hostages who have to pretend everything’s okay

chiefarnook:

beyoncespenis:

kay-vis:

troyxleonardo:

With just a chill head bop Jordin still manages to have more rhythm than the three tragedies next to her

What in the hell is Lorde doing?

OH MY GOD

Jordin looks like one of them hostages who have to pretend everything’s okay

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  • bird: chirps
  • me: wtf what tab is that coming from

mew2:

vvankster:

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

THIS IS RHE FUNNIEST SOUND THING IVE EVER HEARD ON THIS SITE IT MAJES ME LAUGH SO MUCH I LOVE IT IM SO HAPPY

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maliciousmelons:

ive always hated kids

"did you hate yourself when you were a kid"

yes

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zandhand:

spaghettl:

*uses your ashes as eyeshadow*

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callmebooker:

Hey everyone so since I’ve finally reached my goal of 600 followers, I said I was going to do my ps4 giveaway and here it is!! First I would like to thank everyone for their support and being so friendly.

I have to give a huge shout out to my girlfriend elizabethcomstalker because I couldn’t have done this or gotten this far without her.

So let’s get to it!

RULES:

-You must be following me as this is a giveaway to my followers. (I will check!)

-The winner will get to choose between the ps4 destiny bundle which I have pre-ordered or the standard black ps4 I have and a choice of ANY game. I will even pre-order a game for the winner.

-I WILL ship internationally.

-I will be using a random generator to select the winner.

-Likes and EACH reblog will add your URL to the draw. But please do not spam. If you were following me before I made this, your URL is automatically added 5 times.

-I will NOT announce the winner, I will inbox the winner and give them 48 hours to respond, if they do not I will proceed to pick another winner using the random generator.

-The items will be used as to I will still use both of them until the giveaway ends so sorry the destiny bundle won’t be brand new.

-If you have any questions you can message me.

ENDS OCTOBER 1ST. (Good luck everyone!)

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fiftyshadesofgreywarden:

ageofdragon:

Aw, Bioware changed the Dwarf Mage description from their Inquisitor descriptions from—

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I assume because too many people thought they could be Dwarven Mages in Inquisition, which you can’t :( but I thought is was a clever (if misleading) way to say you can’t.

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now it’s just Impossible.

but do u remember

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when this happened

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No.

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bioware taking no shit about dwarven mages

aisselectric:

swolizard:

this outfit screams I have gonorrhea and you will too

This uniform says “I call my white friends nigga, but have never spoken to a black person in my life”

(via onlinepunk)

jessiepinkman:

it’s been exactly 11 months since breaking bad ended

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freecaramel:

This is a very important video.

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Who doesn’t want to be Johnny Gat?

Who doesn’t want to be Johnny Gat?

Who doesn’t want to be Johnny Gat?

Who doesn’t want to be Johnny Gat?

jellys:

people that point out acne:

  1. pack ur bags
  2. buy a plane ticket
  3. go to hell

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